Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years.
Defense! Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!"….And that's when I shot the son of a *****!
2006-11-25 21:04:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks Again for the Joke -- no wonder your,e "Always Laughing" x x x x
2006-11-25 23:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*yawn* rofl at 4:20 very quietly but very funny joke two thumbs way up, I want a wife with a sex drive at age 86
2006-11-25 21:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one you sure post some good jokes 9/10
2006-11-25 21:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by joethedog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I hope I still have a sex drive at that age lol good one keep them coming x
2006-11-25 21:10:08 · answer #4 · answered by red devil 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is effing hilarious another great joke by a very funny woman
2006-11-26 01:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-26 04:26:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smirk. Yawn.
2006-11-25 21:06:05 · answer #7 · answered by DiVenanzo™ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
suprise ending very funny lol
2006-11-26 08:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He shouldn't have put her on a horse and not let her ride it ! haha
2006-11-25 23:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one on here.
2006-11-25 21:34:16 · answer #10 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋