i would hate to go to a heaven with people who have the right wing conservative christian mentality. i would become so deepressed there that i would want to feel a burning pain to distract the hoorible depression of eternal mental anguish. i dont want to go to a heaven full of goodie tooshoos. i want to have fun and hang with satan and the two of us will gamble have fun get drunk get high and make fun of everybody eat nothing but barbecue meals and live a life of eternal bliss and partying. how can satan hurt me if i am exactly as he is, a sinner and not allowed in heaven with the same mentality.
2006-11-25 20:38:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
In Hell you are the barbecue, and Satan suffers worse than anyone else there.
2006-11-25 20:43:02 · answer #1 · answered by Sean 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I don't know if you're just playing stupid or something???
Heaven's cool.
Goodie tooshoos???
If you want an eternal life full of happiness, heaven's still the place where you can get that.
Heaven-a place of eternal happiness. If your idea of happiness is gambling, I bet heaven's got that too.
Hell-a place of eternal damnation. Probably that's where the goody tooshoos are, if you're really annoyed by them.
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2006-11-26 04:45:30 · answer #2 · answered by Nichola Salvacce 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Benefits in Hell:
Spend eternity with everyone you've ever known.
Grill anything! Anytime; anywhere.
Warm winters.
Central heating.
Year round entertainments.
Lakeside property in abundance. Sure, it's a lake of fire, but still, waterfront housing is ALWAYS desirable for those wanting an upwardly mobile afterlife!
-SD-
2006-11-26 04:56:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, there is no king Satan, the opposite of God is biological man... You can party, smoke, drink and be with friends in Heaven all you want, God is not dumb or mean, He already knows what we want and He lets us grow at our own rate, He has all the time in the universe to wait for us. The catch is, you'll be with people whom think just like you.
2006-11-26 04:52:08 · answer #4 · answered by spir_i_tual 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothing you mentioned doing is hell worthy! On the other hand the religious right are damned! The greedy destruction of our plannet for a buck, and the selfrighteous judgement of what they do not know, now thats right up satans alley. The funniest thing is just the mention of the word satan gets them all worked up.(lol)
I sometimes can't help myself when being preached at or damned by one of those hypocrytes, I just have to say SATAN LOVES YOU MF!
2006-11-26 04:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by freek4sno 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You can have all the fun you can imagine in heaven , nothing will disturb you there . As for being a sinner you may ask god to forgive you but if you prefer being with Satan it is your choice and you can join him easily .
2006-11-26 05:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
trust me, you don't want to go to hell. i have read many NDE accounts of people who actually died briefly and experienced hell and they say it is the most awful place that is a thousand times more terrifying than any nightmare you ever had.
satan doesn't want to be your pal. he is tricking you into thinking hell means "party time" and heaven is full of fuddy duddies to keep you as far away from Jesus Christ as possible. but once he has you in his grasp, he will torment you day and night and make you more miserable than you can ever imagine.
2006-11-26 05:04:25 · answer #7 · answered by locksmithite 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't go to church every sunday. But I am still a christian. Does that make me right wing. I see a lot of ignorance in your comments and big lack of willpower. Ultimately we as individuals decide our own fate. If you lack the ability to choose the right path don't paint all christians as right wing. If thats the way you want to go have fun. I guess you have just seized the opportunity to bag christians.
2006-11-26 04:50:00 · answer #8 · answered by peter b 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ummm, like most victims of the Christians you have no understanding of what Satanism says. The Wiki article is concise and a good starting point.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanism
2006-11-26 04:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by Barabas 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hmm... Maybe you should take into account that heaven and hell are actually states of mind, when the whole spectrum of the afterlife is still as of yet untouched in your question. there are many dimensions to visit after you die a human, you can't just say heaven and hell only, you know? Heaven, people sit in chairs. Hell, is earth.
2006-11-26 04:42:05 · answer #10 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋