Is asking my wife to vouch for me a good idea? She knows I never lie.
2006-11-25 19:38:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Well......see it was when you said you were having sex last night that she became skeptical. Afterall... she knew you were with your wife. Sex with your wife? *smacks his head* Sheesh....what were you thinking! Of course your girlfriend isn't going to buy that.
I suggest you write your wife a cute little note like we used to do in 6th grade and say:
"Hey sweetie... I enjoyed making love to you last night. Did you? Check one:
______ yes _________ no
(oh and will you sign your name at the bottom as well?)
~~~~~
Then show this to your girlfriend. Surely it will be as good as an affadavit.
2006-11-26 01:22:18 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have your wife telling your girlfriend where you were......think about that man. I wouldn't believe where you were either. You need to step up the skills if you're going to be flipping hearts like that. Seriously, you're heading for an encounter with a crazy woman
2006-11-25 19:42:46 · answer #2 · answered by Miss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if this will help:
For example, Frank says "Paul stayed out late last night" to Sue. Sue says, "Paul came home late last night, drunk" to Wendy. Wendy says "Paul was drunk at the strippers last night" to her friend....till it becomes "Paul was hogtied to a rhino in a gaybar last night, while 5 of his friends masterbated on his head. Then he went and robbed a bank and used the money to sponsor terrorism!" said to Paul's girlfriend.
2006-11-25 20:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by anidwithnonumbersorunderscores 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your wife lie's to you when she is with me so asking her to vouch for you is a no win situation
2006-11-25 19:40:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick on a wet night!
2006-11-25 19:40:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Believe me bra! You don't wanna do that unless you want them to leave you. If your thinking of doing this then i guess they know about each other if they don't then don't even think about doing that. You can't force some1 to believe what your saying if they don't wanna. Tell her that if she doesn't buy what your saying then there's nothing you can do about it.
2006-11-25 19:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by Darksword 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds kinda risky to me, bro. You need an alibi? Ill give you my cell phone number. We need to stick together.
2006-11-25 19:40:37 · answer #7 · answered by Toddzilla SoCal 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, of course, as long as you were not cheating on your girlfriend.
2006-11-26 15:49:55 · answer #8 · answered by Ti 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Very funny.
2006-11-25 19:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by ja3po 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't you use the old "working late" excuse? or tell her an old friend was in town and you wanted to catch up.
2006-11-25 19:42:09 · answer #10 · answered by prettyme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋