I love the mother of my kids but I have been having sex with my neighbor. I need a way to get out of this mess and divorce my wife. If anyone is a lawyer and can give me advice on a divorce and a way to keep the house please drop me a line. I dont care about custody of the children she can have them but not a messy divorce.
2006-11-25 19:37:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Tell your wife...i hope she castrates you and puts your 4 inches of meat in a rotisserie and invites your neighbor over for another 'short' dinner.
2006-11-26 13:27:21 · answer #1 · answered by @ubreY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa buddy... I'd say the best thing for you to do is to turn off the hard on over the neighbor and don't let it be found out that you had other then marital affairs... I don't really think there would be a way to keep the house though unless you took responsibility over the children and had a way to prove that she is unfit as a mother but even then I still don't think you could being that it was reported that you slapped her face and any judge will side with her because of this... Just get your own place...
2006-11-26 03:52:21 · answer #2 · answered by sexton 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope she gets the house, the kids and everything else. Obviously you can only think with one head and it isn't the one your shoulders. I feel sorry for your kids! To know that their father doesn't want them. You should be castrated, so you can't have anymore! You will still have to pay child support for them. I hope it is alot!
Find your own lawyer.
2006-11-26 03:48:19 · answer #3 · answered by Twisted Maggie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! You're a real charmer aren't you? I'd say your wife and kids are well rid of you and I hope someone warns the neighbor about what a SOB you really are.
2006-11-26 09:24:33 · answer #4 · answered by bobbysgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am your wife's lawyer pack your bags, and can you say child support??
2006-11-26 03:49:46 · answer #5 · answered by summertime 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait... aren't you the same guy who is the "wife beater"?
2006-11-26 03:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by Adrianne 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your kids will suffer then
2006-11-26 03:44:19 · answer #7 · answered by ayubp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋