Any one having good little Johny or yo mamma jokes?

Answer 1

Oh yes I have yo mamma jokes....here's some

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.


Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton


Hope u like them

Answer 2

What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?
The Titanic sunk and yo' mama floated.

Yo'mama so dumb that the psychic friends only charge her 1/2 price to read her mind.

Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!

Yo' mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.

Yo' mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said, "Under 18 not admitted," so she left to go get 17 of her friends.

Yo' mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Yo' mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Answer 3

Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So, little Johnny goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.

Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, little Johnny says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

Little Johnny replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep *hit."

Answer 4

yo mama so fat the size of 1 skittle to her looks like a

Answer 5

umm i got a mama joke .. its yo mama is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. and Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved there ya gooooooo

Answer 6

I read the other jokes, funny,

Answer 7

are you writing a joke book??

Answer 8

I DON NO

Answer 9

sorry i don't know

Answer 10

sry im cleaN...