An elderly couple is vacationing in the West.
Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly.
He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"
Helen looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Helen looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
DIFFERENT?"
Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
To which Helen replies, "SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT SAM, SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT!."
2006-11-25 19:26:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
THAT WAS VERY GOOD!!!
THANX FOR THE GREAT LAUGH!
2006-11-25 20:44:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This actually happened to me but not with cowboy boots ... it was regular boots. It sure does take a lot of God's grace to keep your cool in this situation. But God is good to give in abundance when needed. Now I can laugh about it but it wasn't the least bit funny 50 years ago when it happened because I was a teenager. Need I say more ... lol
2016-05-23 03:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha 3 out of 5
2006-11-25 19:29:02 · answer #3 · answered by Hmmm... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man joke, nice one i give it 9/10
2006-11-25 19:31:18 · answer #4 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2006-12-01 14:26:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont understand but its funny
2006-11-25 19:30:30 · answer #6 · answered by iris 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lmao! good one!
2006-11-25 19:31:16 · answer #7 · answered by GreekGurl84 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sweeeeet!
2006-11-25 19:42:11 · answer #8 · answered by abby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
please explain sum1 i dont get it, any better jokes any1?
2006-11-25 19:47:44 · answer #9 · answered by munchyblonde 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋