I've tried snapping my fingers, I've tried yelling, I've tried pointing at the fridge, none of them work.
I'm talking about my GF, not a dog.
2006-11-25 19:24:42 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
This is a tough question but I am glad you asked....You got to be a firm believer in slapping her. Its ok to put your hands on her as long as she cant get to a phone. Make that maid i mean girlfriend not only fetch u a beer but a hot meal. Sometimes nutting in her mouth isnt as good as a cold beer I understand your problem.
2006-11-25 19:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 6⤋
Honey, stop treating your woman like a dog, it's amazing she hasnt dumped you. I mean you obviously have two feet and a heart beat to get to your comp, and you obviously know where the fridge is, do it yourself you lazy crap. treat your woman with respect, by the sounds of it she could do way better than you!
2006-11-26 09:30:19 · answer #2 · answered by neko_kagzy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried asking her for a beer??? Or even better- getting off you butt and doing it yourself?? If you want a submissive/slave woman than you should look for that else where- ya can't make someone be that for you. Sorry!
2006-11-26 03:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by Tammy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you out of your mind. If you want someone to get beer for you hire a maid. You are a lazy bastard. By the way when was the last time you got up for a beer for your girlfriend.
2006-11-26 03:35:27 · answer #4 · answered by camel 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A mini fridge next to the T.V. can double as a side table.
2006-11-26 15:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by Jacqueline 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I know I won't be the only one to say this, but have you tried getting up and getting tha damn beer yourself? This is a fool-proof stategy, unless you are a fool, which judging by this question, you seem to be.
2006-11-26 03:27:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anthony R 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
GET UR *** OFF THE COUCH AND GET IT URSELF
u shud threat ur gf properly...she deserves it and its obvious enough, u 2 wont work out
shut up and get the ****** beer urself
2006-11-26 03:28:31 · answer #7 · answered by Val 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Just wondering, why do you want to 'train' your girlfriend to get you a beer? Why don't you get it yourself?
2006-11-26 03:27:34 · answer #8 · answered by Candy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like your desperate to become single. She's going to end up dumping you if you carry on talking to her like that!
2006-11-28 11:06:04 · answer #9 · answered by Goofy Goofer Goof Goof Goof ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer to go down on her first that should send her running!
Unless you suck at that than you better get a dog.
2006-11-26 03:27:25 · answer #10 · answered by betty_htch 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋