A very handsome and confident man walked in to a bar,and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman,he gives he a quick glance, and looks at his watch...
The woman noticed and said " Is your date running late"
No! he replies, I've just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it"
The woman asks "Why is the watch so special"?
"It uses alpha waves and telepathically talks to me" says the man.
"We'll whats it telling you now? she asks
"Well its says your wearing no panties? the man replied.
The woman giggles and say" It must be broken as I am wearing panties?
The man tap's the face of the watch and explains " Damn thing must be an hour fast"......"
2006-11-25 19:24:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i get it ! woo well done *claps* 10/10 a*
2006-11-25 20:19:49 · answer #1 · answered by jiving 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
theres a blonde version to that. the region the blind guy is going good right into a bar a yells if each and each guy or woman desires to right here a blonde humorous tale. the bartender is going in the time of the whole portion of asserting that theres a blonde weightlifter in the decrease back of him, a blonde prowrester, a blonde who has a blackbelt and yet another stable blondes. the bartender asks him if he besides the undeniable fact that choose to tell the humorous tale and the blind guy is going "no, not if i could desire to make clean it 5 situations." ive via no ability heard this version vefore. its kinda humorous. ill grant you yet yet another nicely-commonly used guy or woman.
2016-12-29 12:18:55 · answer #2 · answered by calvete 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny heard it before with 007 James Bond walks in a bar
2006-11-25 20:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-11-26 01:17:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must have forgotten to adjust his watch last month !
2006-11-25 23:43:35 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10/10 lol
2006-11-25 19:28:32 · answer #6 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And a thumbs up from me too!
2006-11-25 19:36:19 · answer #7 · answered by Kate J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-11-26 00:03:52 · answer #8 · answered by jammycaketin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 pmsl keep them rolling
2006-11-25 19:45:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
youre dead right hedgehog it was a funny one cheers
2006-11-25 19:36:13 · answer #10 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋