Local owner of supermaket was arrested by police for performing oral sex on a woman at 11pm in his store behind closed doors.
At court the judge said there was no case and let him off.
The reason why ? Quite easy, he held a late licker licence?
2006-11-25 19:20:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lucky she didn't come to my local,
There is a sign that reads:
Liquor in the front ,Poker in the rear!
2006-11-25 20:07:10 · answer #1 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two lesbians enter a bar, the bartender says what can I get you ladies. They reply- How bout a 14 year old girl. The bartender says, Im sorry we cant sell minors to liquors.
2006-11-25 19:23:49 · answer #2 · answered by iturnrocks 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
pmsl very gd 10/10
2006-11-25 19:44:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! -lol-
Lucky Lady.
2006-11-25 19:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by rexy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah........good one........
I was thinking how could she get a shock, when, I was neither in the supermarket nor in the court...
2006-11-25 19:26:39 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-25 19:22:32 · answer #6 · answered by KOOL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope he's good looking, otherwise she'd be a tart.
2006-11-25 20:54:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice
2006-11-26 01:19:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
getting better lol
2006-11-25 19:29:48 · answer #9 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....sorta rusty with your jokes there, dawg.
2006-11-25 19:25:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋