Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked,
Bring beer....
2006-11-25 19:09:53 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one. Keep them coming
2006-11-25 23:47:53 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you are a man, have lots of money. to impress her
if you are a woman be pretty and have a good body, to impress him
2006-11-25 19:35:00 · answer #2 · answered by andy f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a man, but I don't like beer. I prefer poetry and classical music, as well as intellectual challenge. Luckily, I am not Miller Lite-Headed. Does that give me hope?
2006-11-25 19:19:32 · answer #3 · answered by sochiswim 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow. some men are self-absorbed.
2016-03-12 23:18:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, after a few months, just beer will do.
2006-11-25 19:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before but it still makes me laugh!
2006-11-25 19:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gawds, if you do all the above you'd have no time left for sex!
2006-11-25 20:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh ha haha!!
My god!! you go girl!!!
I thought that was funny...
2006-11-25 19:46:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one always laughing you know us men very well
2006-11-25 21:47:04 · answer #9 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhh.....sex and beer....you know me so well!
P.S.: Dont forget to cook me dinner
2006-11-25 19:12:31 · answer #10 · answered by Hmmm... 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋