How long before I can let one loose between the sheets at her place?
2006-11-25 18:58:17 · 16 answers · asked by Low 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Do you hear these people... acting as though they've never done it... that's a big fat lie if you ask me... just do it and don't care, don't be like me and hold it in for 6 months- I still get stomach cramps just thinking about that and I wouldn't go to the bathroom either until he left for work which by the way is just stupid... If she can't handle that she can't handle much else... we all do it and are all human...
2006-11-25 19:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How quickly do you want to be kicked out? LOL! No seriously, is it just a little gas? Or a big room clearing blower? A squeaker, no worries, hopefully she has a cat you can blame. We all know we all fart. If she can't take a fart in bed then maybe you need to look elsewhere. Now the better question should be how soon can you play the fart game? For that one, it would probably be better to wait a feel out her sense of humor. But be careful, if she is one with a sense of humor, she may get you first!. Also, be sure to gauge her acceptance of farting by doing it outside of bed first. if she responds with a ripper herslef blast away in bed baby!
2006-11-25 19:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by Amy R 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't do it until she felt comfortable enough to do that or something similar around you. I'm not going to say don't ever do it because hey if you have a bubble in your gut then you might need to let it go and if you guys have been together for a while and are in-love she won't care.
2006-11-25 19:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by asisk497 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love my boyfriend more than i love life and whenever we are in bed (especially during the morning) he lets 'em rip. as much as i love the boy, its still not cute. my advise, if you have to fart, and you know its coming, go to the bathroom, then come back later when you are done. if you don't have to go potty, pretend you are washing your hands, brush your teeth, anything but fart in bed. if you really can't help it... laugh it off and tickle the girl... do something that will make her laugh (without acting immature).
2006-11-25 19:11:32 · answer #4 · answered by Adrianne 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never ever ever, u cant help it if u asleep, but ewww.. u know how bad it is when u roll over and lift the covers up,my husband and i been together for years and we dont fart in front of each other deliberately, thats what we have bathrooms for, or a walk outside..gl :)
2006-11-25 19:19:12 · answer #5 · answered by pennylish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never! My better half has respect for me. When a person is sleeping, sometimes they will "cut one" and they are not concious of this. When this occurs, you either hold your breath and go the head for a wee or watch tv in another room.
2006-11-25 19:07:35 · answer #6 · answered by demilspencer@yahoo.com 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do it when she is in the bathroom and pray to God it doesnt smell. It lingers in the air for about 5-7 mins ( i timed it).
2006-11-25 19:00:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i wouldnt for atleast 2years then make sure its slient and you keep the sheets shut tight we dont wanna any of that sneaking up to her nose.
2006-11-25 19:03:12 · answer #8 · answered by Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait until after she does it AND acknowledges it before you let'er rip!
2006-11-25 19:02:59 · answer #9 · answered by MsLongBeach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on how much she likes you.
If it's "not much", that will be the last time you see her, for sure.
2006-11-25 19:02:28 · answer #10 · answered by bliss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋