Joe had just graduated from law school. Afterwards he return to his home town & opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first.
One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk & decided to make a big impression on his new client when he arrived.
As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking…
"No. Absolutely not! You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million."
"Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument & the other members of my team will provide support.."
"Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."
This sort of thing went on for almost 5 minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe waved his arms & rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone & turned to the man. "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy.”
”What can I do for you?"
The man replied "I'm from the phone company. I came to hook up your phone."
2006-11-25 18:53:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha......I had expected the ending....any way good joke..lol
2006-11-25 19:12:13 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe a classic joke
2006-11-26 02:55:16 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it but man id have a big blush poor guy
2006-11-26 03:11:39 · answer #3 · answered by iris 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, thats a good one!
2006-11-26 03:08:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny i have also heared that one before
2006-11-26 03:27:09 · answer #5 · answered by Lindastar14 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, thats freakin funny!!!
2006-11-26 03:12:04 · answer #6 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was great. made me laugh
2006-11-26 04:50:09 · answer #7 · answered by Saliah 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:-)
2006-11-26 03:15:26 · answer #8 · answered by ThomasR 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋