I know it's hard to pick just 1,
but this one always makes me laugh .....
A teacher asked her students to use the word
"definitely" properly in a sentence. Lil Susie goes first
and declares "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
replies "It's cloudy, today Susie ... the sky is actually gray."
Bobby goes next by saying
"The grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "No, Bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ......
Then Lil Johnny asks a question "Teacher,
Do farts have lumps in them" ? ........
The teacher gives Johnny a very stern look,
and says in firm voice "No Johnny, they don't" ! ........
Lil Johnny replies back "Then I DEFINITELY shitt my pants" !
LOL
2006-11-25 18:39:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao. Brilliant! 10/10
2006-11-25 18:44:46 · answer #1 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lil Johnny comes home from school and his mum tells him the neighbours had a new baby.
That's great says Johnny can I go and see it,Yes said his mum but,make sure you are careful what you say because the baby does not have any ears,OK says Johnny I will be careful.
He goes round to see the baby and says to the baby's mum "has he got good eyesight"yes said the mum he has 20-20 vision.
That's terrific says Johnny otherwise there would be nowhere for him to hang his glasses.
2006-11-25 20:01:36 · answer #2 · answered by mentor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely funny !
2006-11-25 23:54:56 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very funny ive NEVER heard it
2006-11-25 18:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by iris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? OK
2006-11-25 20:07:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i liked yours the best!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-25 18:44:41 · answer #6 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhaahahahahaha..LOO)OOL..gr8
2006-11-25 18:41:53 · answer #7 · answered by adi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋