no offense to ne blondes out there
One day a blonde is driving home when she rear-ends a man in his truck. The man stops and yells at her to get out of her car, so she steps out and tries to apologize.
He then draws a circle in the sand and tells her to stand inside and not to step out. He goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, walks over to her car, and smashes in the window.
She begins to giggle, so he looks back at her angrily and tells her to be quiet. Then he starts beating in the hood of her car.
She giggles again, and he turns to her and says, "You're askin' for it, lady!" Then he smashes in her windshield.
By this time the blonde is laughing hysterically, so he looks at her and yells, "What's so funny!?"
She laughs again and replies, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times."
2006-11-25 17:40:28 · 10 answers · asked by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha......so funny, I could not stop laughing........lol
2006-11-25 17:42:05 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THis joke has been going around on this site since I started here............
still funny.
2006-11-26 02:05:04 · answer #2 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the question??????
It's a good blond joke with a typical punchline.
2006-11-26 01:43:17 · answer #3 · answered by Tenn Gal 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your killing me nice blonde joke
2006-11-26 01:51:10 · answer #4 · answered by BigWally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats stupid because i'm a guy and still worried about her car
2006-11-26 02:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
and he said you are a naughty girl aren't you
2006-11-26 03:22:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. that was better than the other one.
2006-11-26 01:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by give it to me baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your joke thanks for a 2 am laugh
2006-11-26 03:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by iris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe I liked it!!
2006-11-26 16:25:59 · answer #9 · answered by bean 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That WAS cute!!
2006-11-26 13:18:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋