Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
2006-11-25 17:30:10 · 9 answers · asked by GreekGurl84 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't you hate it when people say listen carefully instead of listening themselves. People suck.
And besides, it was the correct answer. The teacher got it wrong. Teachers suck.
2006-11-25 17:37:47 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
A teacher asked her students to use the word
"definitely" properly in a sentence. Lil Susie goes first
and declares "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
replies "It's cloudy, today Susie ... the sky is actually gray." Bobby goes next by saying
"The grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "No, Bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ......
Then Lil Johnny asks a question "Teacher,
Do farts have lumps in them" ? ........
The teacher gives Johnny a very stern look,
and says in firm voice "No Johnny, they don't" ! ........
Lil Johnny replies back "Then I DEFINITELY shitt my pants" !
2006-11-25 17:32:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah...good old little Johnny.
2006-11-25 17:33:44 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 09:13:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-25 19:06:15 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-25 17:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by bluecavyrider 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.....smart Johnny, no body can beat him.........I love him..lol
2006-11-25 17:32:20 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!!!!!!!
2006-11-25 17:33:41 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee.
2006-11-25 17:33:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋