No offense to any blondes out there!
A blonde is explaining to her girlfriend the bad day she'd had at work, and that her boss had suffered a heart attack and died.
"How horrible!" said the friend, "What did you do?"
The blonde replies, "Well there was nothing I could do. He kept yelling at me to call 9-1-1, but he wouldn't tell me the rest of the numbers!"
2006-11-25 17:23:37 · 11 answers · asked by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha........blonde jokes are special and lovable ones........lmao
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer that you'll ask me, I will pay you $500!." Figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
2006-11-25 17:27:45 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
listen 2 this!!!
BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped
because soft top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1! /2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the stupid phone !
What a year!!
2006-11-26 01:28:42 · answer #2 · answered by clumsy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, I think she could not find digit 11 on her phone too!!!
2006-11-26 02:17:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!! Quick, what's the number to 9-1-1?!?!?!!? I don't know it either!!!!!
2006-11-26 01:26:58 · answer #4 · answered by *~aMy~* 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Hahaha! That was hilarious.
2006-11-26 01:38:17 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats funny lol
2006-11-26 01:25:01 · answer #6 · answered by sam g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh cute
2006-11-26 01:24:57 · answer #7 · answered by libby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny!
2006-11-26 01:26:14 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Sydd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that one is funny!! keep em comin
2006-11-26 01:31:51 · answer #9 · answered by Syd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny
2006-11-26 01:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by ICEMAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋