Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole, when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked "What are you up to there, Johnny"
"My goldfished died" replied the little Johnny, tearfully, without looking up, " and I have just buried him"
The neighbour was concerned: "that's an awfully big hole, for a goldfish, isn't it"
Little Johnny patted down the last heap of the earth and then replied "that's because he is inside your freaking cat!"
2006-11-25
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