I'm a college freshman who's been away from home for 4 months, and I'm coming back for Christmas. Can you guys think of any good jokes to play on my parents/friends when I first see them again? A prank for the occasion, not just a random trick.
2006-11-25 15:54:17 · 9 answers · asked by smoothsteve 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bring home some prostitute or something and be like meet my new lover or w/e, they're staying for the holidays. Or bring some really creepy pet, like a snake or tarantula.
2006-11-25 15:57:22 · answer #1 · answered by Sensei 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a bucket of pink paint mark the floor with it from the major door to his room door, make it appear like someone's' been bleeding and became dragged alongside. go away products mendacity about. in simple terms in the back of his room door drop a observe that announces... "Gotcha loved that seem on your face and do not even act courageous now"
2016-11-26 22:24:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't take this the wrong way but,
the first thing I would want to do is show my family and friends how much I missed them. Not let them know that you have been waited to play a prank on them.
This is only a suggester. Christmas is for being near each of your love ones.
2006-11-25 16:18:56 · answer #3 · answered by ET 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
i don't have any good ones right for coming home, but i have a good one for while you're there. switch all of the hairspray with Sunin, or some hair color product that makes it change-able in the sun. then over about three months your parents' hair will start to change color. i did it, and my dad had no idea what was happening. since you don't live there, they don't expect you to be the cause of it at all. it's good if you contact your parents often though, so that you can here about it as it happens. good luck.
2006-11-25 16:08:33 · answer #4 · answered by Dan 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Show up dressed as a female and tell them that you have been able to explore yourself while being at school and that you feel more natural this way. Bring pamplets about pre-operation/post-operation procedures.
2006-11-25 15:58:38 · answer #5 · answered by Bobby H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell them you're dropping out of college to follow your dreams of being a professional mime.
Or tell them one of your hot female professors wont stop molesting you.
2006-11-25 15:59:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
why do you want to do something so stupid as to want to play a prank. Shave your head bald. that will give them a laugh.
2006-11-25 15:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I came home and called my mom Grandma. She almost had a heart attack, then smacked me stupid when I told her it was a joke.
Have fun!
2006-11-25 16:29:32 · answer #8 · answered by Beck 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i have the best one tell them
2006-11-25 16:24:25 · answer #9 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋