some Catholic pick up lines? anyone list them. thanks
2006-11-25 14:37:59 · 6 answers · asked by Welvis 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
1. "Come on, all the altar-boys go camping with me."
2006-11-25 15:14:39 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know any Catholic pick up lines, but I have some.... and just so you know, they don't work most of the time, you just get water thrown in your face.
I'm glad I brought my library card cuz I'm checkin' you out.
Was your father a thief? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
2006-11-25 22:41:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
-God told me to come talk to you.
-Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug!
-Are you cold? Ecclesiastes 4:11 (So also, if two sleep together, they keep each other warm. How can one alone keep warm?).
-Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
-What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
-I am here for you.
-The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
-You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
-Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
-Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
-My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
-Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
2006-11-25 22:52:44 · answer #3 · answered by Caritas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Preist: "Hey little choir boy take this sausage and eat it. It is my c***"
2006-11-26 00:24:57 · answer #4 · answered by Jack Walsh 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This smell like chloroform to you?
2006-11-25 22:39:25 · answer #5 · answered by Jerk my flergan! 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Don't mock Catholics!
2006-11-25 22:39:30 · answer #6 · answered by Constellation 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋