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Ouch! This will cause your "tally wacker" to severely suffer in size.
Use super glue remover or go to the doctor.

2006-11-25 12:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you're freaked out about going into public like that, use some fingernail polish remover and warm water. Kerosene (very little) might also help you loosen your friend.

Pour some acetone based removed on a warm wet wash cloth and gently pull apart the skin while massaging with the cloth. the acetone might burn. If it does, add a little more warm water. Lighter fluid will do the same thing to un-stick your wang. If you try the lighter fluid, cut it with water!- and don't set yourself on fire.

Prep the area by shaving off the hair around it and swabbing it with alcohol. Good luck and send me a pic!

2006-11-29 13:54:38 · answer #2 · answered by ruthie_richardson 2 · 0 0

If this is for real, get to the Emergency Room of your local hospital - or 24 hour Urgent Care clinic.

2006-11-25 20:31:37 · answer #3 · answered by Pegasus90 6 · 0 0

Somebody watched Reservoir Dogs. HAHA!

2006-11-29 00:23:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

(1) Like jemm4 said, go to a hospital emergency room
(2) Don't cheat on your wife again.

2006-11-25 20:34:35 · answer #5 · answered by J T 6 · 0 0

Why would we help you? You seemed to have done a good job getting yourself "stuck" in this situaton. Figure out for yourself how to get out. Oh yeah and a little message to your wife/girlfriend "GOOD JOB!!!"

2006-11-25 21:31:47 · answer #6 · answered by Snowflake25 2 · 1 0

Hot water and a pair of tweezers

2006-11-25 20:31:02 · answer #7 · answered by Mai 2 · 0 0

Are you sure that the white sticky stuff is glue !! Taste a bit.

2006-11-25 20:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by Emma B 3 · 1 0

go to a hospital immediatley- or a doctor! DO NOT TRY TO REMOVE IT YOURSELF- you could seriously damage your penis. Go and get it sorted out immedietley!

2006-11-25 20:31:09 · answer #9 · answered by jemm4president 3 · 0 0

call 911 the EMTs will have fun this call lol
at least they will get a good laugh at it

2006-11-25 20:45:52 · answer #10 · answered by gousa1991 4 · 1 0

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