I'm after a best and worst maths joke for a competition. Thank you!
2006-11-25 11:05:54 · 6 answers · asked by dinnex 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
2006-11-25 11:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by rjr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A grade school math problem!
Divide fourteen sugar cubes into three cups of coffee so that each cup has an odd number of sugar cubes in it."
"That's easy: one, one, and twelve."
"But twelve isn't odd!"
"It's an odd number of cubes to put in a cup of coffee..."
Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
A: An algae-bra.
One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9."
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: "What, on Earth, does he mean by that?"
Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."
A math teacher is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn't be right.
Ralph: Well, you could try!
Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far."
So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times).
15 minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're lost!!"
One of the men says, "That must have been a mathematician."
Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"
The reply: "For three reasons. (1) he took a long time to answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless."
2006-11-25 21:21:43 · answer #2 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A red Indian chief's 3 daughters all want to get married. Unfortunately the chief can't afford to give all 3 the traditional bridal dowrie of buffalo skin bedding. So he gives that to the eldest, bear skin to the second eldest and the youngest daughter gets (pardon the leap to another continent here) hippopotamus skin. 9 months later, the eldest and second eldest girls give birth to sons, but the youngest has twin boys.
Which all goes to prove that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other 2 hides!
Or
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
2006-11-27 04:42:17 · answer #3 · answered by spamela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this might be a bit more computer based than maths, but they're similar so I'll tell you anyway (although its more of a phrase than a joke)
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't
2006-11-25 19:08:14 · answer #4 · answered by themightyshrub 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i got a worst one.
person 1) Knock Knock
person 2) WHo's their?
person 1)You
Person 2)you who?
person 1) Whaddya want! its four in the morning!
he he he.
2006-11-25 19:54:15 · answer #5 · answered by LOOPYLUNG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does E=mc2? because MChammer was too busy
2006-11-25 19:10:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋