Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her
home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the
customer went on.
"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a ***** didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning
2006-11-25 10:37:45 · 28 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his *** out of the window and let loose right on my head !"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"
2006-11-25 10:37:58 · update #1
Out of 10 yeah? 3!
2006-11-25 10:40:54 · answer #1 · answered by ugly little hate machine 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i thought it was a bit too unrealistic (well not to rain on your parade, but when you can actually imagine the stuff happening its funnier). but it did make me laugh a little.
- 4 out of 10
2006-11-26 01:21:45 · answer #2 · answered by AngeSurTerre ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 and 3/4...
2006-11-25 10:50:38 · answer #3 · answered by Buttsmear 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i assumed it became somewhat too unrealistic (nicely to no longer rain on your parade, yet once you could surely think of the stuff occurring its funnier). inspite of the undeniable fact that it did make me giggle somewhat. - 4 out of 10
2016-10-17 13:16:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7.2 on the Richter Scale?
You could have made it shorter
like 4 inches!
2006-11-25 10:42:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was genuinely very funny, cheers 10/10
2006-11-25 13:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny...that dudes luck really sucks hey? LOL
2006-11-25 11:37:31 · answer #7 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was too funny 10/10 i loved it
2006-11-25 10:54:03 · answer #8 · answered by kayia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10
2006-11-25 10:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by happy christian11 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i give it a 20 that was very funny lol
2006-11-25 12:14:05 · answer #10 · answered by michon h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋