2006-11-25 10:17:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Hahah... good one! A bear broke into your house? That reminds me of a childhood story that my g-grandma used to tell me! Thanks for the memory reminder! It was about a bear cub and a forest ranger... the ranger lived in a small house in the wooded area and took care of the forest and all the animals around it! One day, he was out working, and the bear cub broke into his house and got into his honey,... also the flour, sugar, and spices in the pantry. He got up into the cupboard and took some of the dishes down, and threw them into the sink and on the floor. Then the cub shook the flour, sugar and other spices all over, adding the honey into the mess! He got down and rolled into it and had so much fun... that is, until the ranger came home for lunch and saw what the bear cub did in his kitchen. He was so surprised, and somewhat angry, but there was nothing he could do but to chase off the bear cub and clean up the mess! The ranger was sure to lock his doors from that day on and he didn't have any more trouble with the cub getting into his kitchen ever again! :0)
2006-11-25 10:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by MaggieO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ring the police and get an APB/Warrant out for Winnie the Pooh....last seen fleeing your place with a jar of honey, and in the company of a small pig, a rabbit and a donkey.
2006-11-25 18:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by mickattafe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hire a cleaning lady for a day and don't buy anymore honey
2006-11-25 18:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by handymandanvt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i suggest you clean it up and then try and remember to keep your front door closed.
2006-11-25 18:19:54 · answer #4 · answered by Nicky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would shoot the bear.
2006-11-25 18:28:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋