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2006-11-25 10:12:15 · 34 answers · asked by The Boy Moore 1 in Society & Culture Etiquette

34 answers

I am to get stoned and then going out on an anti-nuclear demonstration this weekend.

2006-11-25 10:16:42 · answer #1 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 1 0

If I swore in front of my colleagues they would have to sit and take a powder. Librarians are not know for their colourful language. Mind you, some days I would love to burst out and tell them all what stuffy, old fashioned, opinionated old feckers they are. Lovely.

2006-11-25 23:43:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You guys are more obnoxious and only slightly more interesting than my colleagues I visit on the weekends in the BIG house.

2006-11-25 10:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not me but my ex. A former school friend ,who was well acquainted with my husband, at our first meeting with her husband made the statement: 'I always say, if a woman can cook and she's good in bed, then the man's all right.' My husband looked at her husband and asked, 'Can she cook?' He said 'Yes,' and dear hubby said, 'Well you're all right then.' Which left the guy stammering, 'Well, I realise you've known my wife longer than I have....'

2006-11-26 00:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 0 0

Did everyone enjoy the coffee today. Good because that my urine. Enjoy. Oh yeah I wouldn't use the creamer if I were you. If you know what I am saying.

2006-11-25 10:23:21 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I'm happy to say I have now completed my transexual operations and am available. Anyone fancy a drink tonight?

2006-11-25 10:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd imagine "i had sex with your husband" or "I've been working with the government - you're all under arrest" or "what do you mean that birthday cake wasn't for me?!" or "here's your wife's ear-ring -she left it in my bed last night" .... so many bad things...

2006-11-28 07:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by YourBrownEyedGirl 2 · 0 0

I make more money than all of you because I'm sleeping with the boss.

2006-11-25 14:30:57 · answer #8 · answered by Sandy Lou 4 · 0 0

I hate the sight of you but have to work here for the money.

2006-11-25 10:57:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

telling them they are boring that is the worst thing you can say about anybody

2006-11-25 10:24:22 · answer #10 · answered by shay m 2 · 0 0

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