The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The townsman watched as he slowly dismounted and tied his horse to the rail outside the saloon.
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine.
As he then walked by, the townsman had to comment. "I could help but notice you as you got off your horse. That's quite an unusual ritual."
"Yep," replied the cowboy. "I got me some bad chapped lips."
"And that cures them?" asked the townsman.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em."
2006-11-25 09:56:55 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny!
2006-11-25 09:58:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A long time ago I was a Boy Scout, and this reminds me of those campfire jokes we use to tell. VERY FUNNY!
2006-11-25 10:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ew but very funny!
2006-11-29 06:54:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats so funny lool
2006-11-25 09:59:15 · answer #4 · answered by CHEER[: 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwww.......sick, but kinda funny. 6/10
2006-11-25 10:02:05 · answer #5 · answered by javaluv2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww, thats decusting . . but realli funny!!
2006-11-25 10:01:24 · answer #6 · answered by brielle_92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny enjoyed it
2006-11-25 10:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by lovecats14 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i see the joke and why it should be funny... but i'm not laughing. ._.
2006-11-25 10:02:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-11-25 09:58:39 · answer #9 · answered by chelz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old one, but damn funny!
2006-11-25 10:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by mad_caesar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋