A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
2006-11-25 09:55:15 · 18 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
2006-11-25 09:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by Audio God™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! That has to be one of the best jokes I've heard in a long time. Nice!
2006-11-25 09:57:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
particularly this is the amercains that take each thing seriousley and to heart and that ain't humorous is it (nicely perhaps to the british) so i assume we do have a feeling of irony yet not the amercains.
2016-10-13 02:44:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny but I missed the irony (unless the gun was irony and not steely like they usually are)
2006-11-25 09:58:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, hello. The Yanks are here with their appalling grammar and spelling.
This is Yahoo! UK.
Go away!
2006-11-25 10:32:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Man, you are on a roll! Very Funny.
2006-11-25 10:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice panda joke ...
2006-11-25 10:03:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its funny, I heard it not so long ago but the panda was in a brothel and didn't have a gun............
2006-11-25 10:00:18 · answer #8 · answered by Trillyp 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFLMAO....that was excellent...thank you for sharing.
It's great to see jokes that make you think.
Here's another...
If variety is the spice of life, how come they keep saying that phrase over and over?
2006-11-25 10:00:48 · answer #9 · answered by Dolphin lover 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very funny hahahahahah
2006-11-25 09:57:21 · answer #10 · answered by mane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋