A pissed off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along.
"What'll ya have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied.
So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one go. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
"Yuck, it's nasty poison!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
2006-11-25 09:48:15 · 33 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My missus said to me 'it's either me or the drink' and I said 'let's go down to the pub and talk about it'..........
2006-11-25 10:07:38 · answer #1 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-11-25 09:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by brock 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 out of 10
2006-11-25 09:51:03 · answer #3 · answered by javaluv2002 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
about a 6 out of 10
2006-11-25 09:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-11-25 09:51:17 · answer #5 · answered by Lithium 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2006-11-25 09:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good...6 or 7 out of 10
2006-11-25 09:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by Huliganjetta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
7/10
2006-11-25 09:52:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 and a half out of 10
2006-11-25 09:50:27 · answer #9 · answered by dcsprouse001 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-11-25 09:50:07 · answer #10 · answered by Gossip81 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
3 stars
2006-11-25 09:50:23 · answer #11 · answered by mrlebowski99 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋