A man robs a bank and makes off with three gold bars. He is chased by a copper and he reaches a bridge. The bridge can only hold 100Kgs of weight. The man weighs 60Kg and the gold bars weigh 20Kg's each. He does not have time to go back and forth to get the bars across and has to go across in one.
How does he get across with all three bars in one go?
my silly answer 15 mins
2006-11-25 09:28:32 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he stops at the bridge ,waits for the copper ,gives him one bar to f*ck off (cos all police are bent) and then makes his escape with the two remaining bars ,marrys a waitress called marlene from the diner ,and lives happily ever after..
2006-11-25 09:45:17 · update #1
he runs under the bridge where he meets a big troll who wants to eat him and he tells the troll that some pigs are coming his way and the troll lets him passed and when the police run under the bridge the troll takes there truncheon and puts them in a sandwich truncheon meat or something like that
2006-11-25 09:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
He hits the copper over the head with a bar and while he's unconscious he takes off his jumper and unravels the wool.He then ties one end round the gold bars and runs across the bridge from where he pulls them across,just leaving them on the edge.When the copper comes round, he sees the robber and runs after him but the bridge starts to collapse cos his weight and the bars are too much.At that moment the robber pulls the bars off the bridge and waves good-bye to the copper.
2006-11-25 13:14:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He throws one and runs across with the other two. That's 100kg. The cop picks up the third bar and runs after him. The three bars get across the bridge and the robber only crossed the bridge once. Then the cop throws the third bar at the robber and nabs him.
2006-11-25 09:38:24 · answer #3 · answered by ladyP 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait for the copper and knock him out with one bar...Then take the other two across the bridge..Go back and pick up the one you used to knock out the copper with....simple solution!
2006-11-25 09:40:21 · answer #4 · answered by ladybug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he shoves all three bars in his pockets, gets on the bridge, cuts the lines and swings to the other side where he then climbs up the bridge he's clinging to like a ladder.
the copper's yelling and screaming at him to 'halt and desist'.
the robber gets to the top and pulls himself over. once he can talk again he screams back " shut your bloody mouth, someones going to hear you".
the copper says "oh......, ok, sorry there feller".
the moral of the story?? coppers should not be momma's boy's.
he he he he
2006-11-25 11:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. "That IS amazing!" says the bartender and gives the guy his free beer. "If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog. Now the hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive. The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a princely sum, which the man agrees to. "Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog." "Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist."
2016-05-23 02:16:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he juggles and runs.
the coppers stop and applaud and he gets clean away until three random dinosuars arrive and try to eat him. Then he has to go back across the bridge where the police are now shhoting at the dinosaurs and
wait wait I've lost the will to live. Good bloody night
2006-11-25 09:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
He tries his hardest to throw it across the bridge but he misses and it goes off the side of the bridge.
2006-11-25 09:36:58 · answer #8 · answered by crystal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i would say the he takes a great big crap and loses 5kg's then he can take his clothes off and that another 5kgs so now he is down to 50 kgs to get rid of the last 10kgs he cuts off a leg and hops across the bridge with the gold bars??
or maybe he has a black marker and chages the bridges sign to say it holds 120kgs so he can go across... lol
2006-11-25 09:34:20 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Say's F**K it and jumps off the bridge and leaves the gold for the bears. so they can get a faster police car.
2006-11-25 09:56:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋