A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running
along the road.
The woman said,
"Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here thirty years ago."
The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and they made love like never before.
Back in the car, the guy says, "Darling, you sure never moved like That thirty years ago, or any time since that I can remember!"
The woman says, "thirty years ago that fence wasn't electrified!"
2006-11-25 09:22:45 · 23 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The irony of the joke is, we live on a farm, and my husband and I put up an electric fencer today. I happen to touch it not knowing it was on. He was rolling laughing, telling me I had some great new dance moves! Poor women, I feel her pain, literally.
2006-11-25 09:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by cowboys21angel 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2006-11-25 09:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by lindsay 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!
2006-11-25 09:24:31 · answer #3 · answered by Love always, Kortnei 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO stop it's too funny i probably broke a rib 50/10
2006-11-25 09:24:02 · answer #4 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not funny...I believe he would have been fried as well or at least shaking at the knees with her! LOL...nice try!
2006-11-25 09:27:40 · answer #5 · answered by HotInTX 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lmao yep that was funny
2006-11-25 09:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by GummyBear 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was kinda funny. Did u make that up?
2006-11-25 09:30:03 · answer #7 · answered by crystal 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess if you had an electric-shock fetish it might be a wee bit funny, but not so much.
2006-11-25 09:25:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
heee heee hee bwaaahaaa!!!! OMG haa OMG, okay okay. wait...aaahhhhaaaaaa! Okay I'm done. nope still laughing. aaaahhhaaaaa! just
2006-11-25 09:26:42 · answer #9 · answered by apple 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That is funny and made me giggle, Cheeky but not crude like some that are listed. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-25 09:25:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋