Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
2006-11-25 09:19:59 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just about peed my pants
2006-11-25 09:25:48 · answer #1 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10
2006-11-25 10:39:12 · answer #2 · answered by ARRrrgh! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10
2006-11-25 09:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by Andy K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect answer for a Mr. Johnson!
2006-11-25 09:23:57 · answer #4 · answered by cowboys21angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 Brill
2006-11-25 09:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Decent
2006-11-25 09:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by LJD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 ha ha ha
2006-11-25 09:31:14 · answer #7 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but i wouldnt use it to liven up the mood of a dull situation
2006-11-25 09:22:51 · answer #8 · answered by whyme_1924 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
geez man, do you make these up 10/10 very funny
2006-11-25 09:22:43 · answer #9 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 fab!!!
2006-11-25 09:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋