Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replied, "No problem at all, Priest."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the priest.
The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The middle-aged man replied, "The first week was not too bad.
The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yep we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the priest.
2006-11-25 09:18:46 · 15 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The priest then went to the newly-wed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly.
"What happened?" inquired the priest.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it" said the young man.
"When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church" stated the priest.
"We know," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the Supermarket anymore either..."
2006-11-25 09:18:56 · update #1
you are probably the funniest person i've ever heard, this joke fails to disappoint, yet again my ribs hurt from laughing
2006-11-25 09:21:18 · answer #1 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-11-25 09:22:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny, sort if thing my husband would do if he thought he'd get away with it and all his teeth lol
2006-11-25 09:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an oldie but a goodie! LMAO!
2006-11-25 09:23:32 · answer #4 · answered by DikiDoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny:o)
2006-11-25 09:22:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely hilarious i will have to tell everyone i know
2006-11-25 09:21:27 · answer #6 · answered by whyme_1924 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it
2006-11-25 09:29:03 · answer #7 · answered by AlvaDaGansta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY lol haha
2006-11-25 09:21:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one
2006-11-25 09:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good.... didn't see that coming at all
2006-11-25 09:38:48 · answer #10 · answered by Jme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋