There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and WHACK!! knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden WHACK!! the big dude knocks him down AGAIN. This time he says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returns.
Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and WHAM!!! knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears."
2006-11-25 08:57:39 · 9 answers · asked by dead. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funniest joke I've seen today.lol
2006-11-25 09:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet it was a Craftsman crowbar!
2006-11-25 17:21:32 · answer #2 · answered by cowboys21angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha don't underestimate the lil guys
2006-11-25 17:16:04 · answer #3 · answered by Jme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe thats good, he said to hell with that stuff.
2006-11-25 17:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's funny I like it!
2006-11-25 17:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha thats a good one!!!
i luv it
2006-11-25 17:13:51 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley's #1 fan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-25 17:16:20 · answer #7 · answered by parrotsarenoisy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny
2006-11-25 19:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by kayia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one i luv it.......lmfao
2006-11-25 17:05:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋