Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the
Horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.
Victoria admiringly watches her husband.
After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.
Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.
David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse,
but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness.
Victoriais now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!!
Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard
comes out of the store
and unplugs the horse
2006-11-25 08:52:51 · 13 answers · asked by foureyesslim 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL !! If he came to our tesco he would have got a shot of Postman Pat !
2006-11-25 08:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good. Victoria does seem like she might be a spaz. Why is she never smiling in pics?
2006-11-25 16:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by Lippy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb!
He was a bit loose with his chopper.
(Rebecca Loos)
2006-11-25 16:59:30 · answer #3 · answered by OO7 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!! Loved It!!
2006-11-25 16:55:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's frickin brilliant! I will have to try to remember that one
2006-11-25 18:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by xoclairexo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes nice one.
2006-11-25 17:08:31 · answer #6 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope yahoo read that one and give you your second one free !!
2006-11-25 16:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha they couldn't have been that dumb. But maybe, just maybe.
2006-11-25 17:03:50 · answer #8 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a really good one
2006-11-25 17:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by Ashley's #1 fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-25 16:54:40 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋