VAIN PERSON :ONE WHO LOVES THE SMELL OF HIS OWN
FART
AMBITIOUS :ALWAYS READY FOR A FART
LAZY :JUST FIZZLES
AMIABLE :LIKES TO SMELL OTHER'S FARTS
PROUD :THINKS HIS FARTS ARE EXCEPTIONALLY
PLEASANT
SHY :BLUSHES WHEN HE FARTS SILENTLY
CARELESS :FARTS IN CHURCH OR AT GLOW OF LOVE IN
THE ROOM
SMART ALEC :FARTS WHEN LADIES ARE PRESENT
CLEVER :FARTS AND COUGHS AT THE SAME TIME
SCIENTIFIC :BOTTLES HIS FARTS
STINGY :BELCHES TO SAVE HIS BUTT-HOLE
TIMID :JUMPS WHEN HE FARTS
CONCEITED :THINKS HE CAN FART THE LOUDEST
UNFORTUNATE :TRIES TO FART BUT POOPS IN HIS PANTS
INSTEAD
FOOLISH :SUPPRESSES A FART FOR HOURS
BEWILDERED :CAN'T TELL HIS OWN FART FROM OTHERS
(that's me!0
NERVOUS :STOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FART
MISERABLE :CAN'T FART AT ALL
CONFUSED :FACE IS SO MUCH LIKE A BUTT,FART CAN'T
TELL WHICH WAY TO GO
GROUCHY :GRUMBLES WHEN LADIES FART
SNEAKY :FARTS AND THEN BLAMES IT ON SOMEONE ELSE
DISAPPOINTED :FART DOESN'T SMELL
CHILDISH :FARTS AND THEN GIGGLES
FRESH GUY :JUMPS IN FRONT OF YOU AND THEN FARTS
BIG BULLY :HOLDS YOU DOWN AND THEN FARTS IN YOUR
FACE
DUMB :ENJOYS OTHER FARTS, THINKING THEY ARE HIS
OWN
SICK :SMELLS YOUR FART AND THEN TELLS YOU WHAT
YOU WERE EATIN'
DAMNED MEAN :FARTS AND THEN PULLS THE COVERS
OVER HIS WIFE'S HEAD
MUSICAL :TENOR OR BASS,CLEAR AS A BELL,SMELLS BAD
BUT SOUNDS GREAT!
ATHLETIC :JUMPS IN THE AIR,FARTS 3 TIMES,AND CLICKS
HIS HEELS 3 TIMES
SLOB :FARTS AND THEN STAINS HIS UNDERWEAR
IMPUDENT :FARTS OUT LOUD AND THEN LAUGHS
ENVIRONMENTALIST :FARTS REGULARLY BUT IS
CONCERNED ABOUT THE POLLUTION
HONEST :ADMITS HE FARTED BUT OFFERS A GOOD
MEDICAL REASON
DISHONEST :FARTS AND THEN BLAMES IT ON THE DOG
HERMIT :ONE WHO ALWAYS HAS A FART IN RESERVE
ANTI-SOCIAL :EXCUSES HIMSELF AND FARTS IN PRIVATE
INTELLECTUAL :CAN DETERMINE THE SMELL OF HIS
NEIGHBOR'S FART
WHIMPY :FARTS AT THE SLIGHTEST EXERTION
SADIST :FARTS IN BED AND THEN FLUFFS THE COVERS
SENSITIVE :FARTS AND THEN STARTS CRYING
AQUATIC :FARTS IN THE BATH; THEN BREAKS THE BUBBLES
WITH HIS TOES
MACHOCHIST :FARTS IN THE BATH AND TRIES TO BITE THE
BUBBLES
2006-11-25 08:38:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ew thats gross but funny tho :D
2006-11-25 08:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you ought to flow see a doctor. this could be a sophisticated yeast an infection (even virgins go through this) or vaginitis. in case you utilize tampons, this can be the reason. it may additionally be an allergic reaction to the purifier you utilize on your physique. flow on your gynecologist and talk with him... in case you prefer to make certain in the present day, there's a kit available that permit you recognize if its a fungal (yeast) an infection which could be dealt with over the counter. and please dont take to heart the morons and idiots that are going to respond with something immature and disgusting. theyre probably 13 year previous boys attempting to get interest. :)
2016-10-17 13:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by wishon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! My ex-boyfriend must be sick, because I once let one slip and he was able to smell mustard! It was after I had eaten a bag of mustard flavored Gardetto's.:)
2006-11-25 08:43:31 · answer #3 · answered by tangerine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it....i'm e-mailing it to a friend who talks about nothing but farts and pooping....he will love it also
2006-11-25 09:27:47 · answer #4 · answered by Jme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe so many different ones. Who Knew!!
2006-11-25 08:44:44 · answer #5 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
EW. Gross but funny.. Lol
2006-11-25 08:46:22 · answer #6 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol cute n funny
2006-11-25 08:44:23 · answer #7 · answered by dead. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i gave u a thumbs up ...lol..but u gotta stop plagarizing
2006-11-25 08:47:20 · answer #8 · answered by [ jD ] 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny, I am going to copy it, I am going to give it to my friend
2006-11-25 08:50:48 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank god for copy and paste.
2006-11-25 08:43:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋