When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
A husband and wife were moving from Illinois to Florida. The husband left 5 days earlier. He sent an e-mail to his wife when he got to their new home. He accidently typed in the wrong adress, and it was sent to an eldery woman whose husband had just died. The message read:
"Dear my love,
I've just arrived for my destination. Plans are made for your arrival tommorrow.
Love, Your Husband
P.S. It sure is warm down here.
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...But suicide's a crime :-/
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LAST ONE...
YOUR COMPUTER IS NOW INFECTED WITH A BAD VIRUS. But...
If you want to fix your computer, do what these directions tell you:
Type the following into your favorite write program (Microsoft Word, Notepad etc.):
Type an M
Type an I before the M
Make a space after the M
Type a P
Type a D after the P
Type an S right before the P
Type a U Before the P But after the S
Make a Space after the D
Type an R
Type An O BEFORE and AFTER the R
Go back to the begining
Type an A before the S and then make a space
Go to the end
Type an M Before the first O
Go to the middle
Type a T between the S and the U
Type an I inbetween the P and the D
Go to the very end.
Type an N
Now read the code out loud.
Your virus is gone!
2006-11-25 08:28:15 · 7 answers · asked by .:.:far away:.:. 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is long? it takes me less than a minute to read(except the last part which i just did and it took me like 2 minutes)
2006-11-25 08:33:02 · update #1
I liked the husband and wife joke, am not sure about the other one
no virus would stay long enought to read the last one.
2006-11-25 09:02:15 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Google voodoo/spells and something ought to pop up. i'd recommend you to now not get into that stuff. What you place out, you come back. some voodoo is forceful and bends human beings's wills. it particularly isn't superb so attempt to be careful in case you do something.
2016-12-17 16:08:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!! Very funny!!! Awesome! Will send it to my mom. Great jokes by the way...of course, im an easily amused person
2006-11-25 09:14:07 · answer #3 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My virus got confused and left. Thank you.
2006-11-25 08:38:21 · answer #4 · answered by curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think nobody has answered this long thing becuase it i s so long to read and nobody wants to read it!
2006-11-25 08:30:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Desiree♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I used to have a handle on life , but it broke -------------
2006-11-25 12:46:00 · answer #6 · answered by rjr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you lost me
2006-11-25 08:34:15 · answer #7 · answered by sabrina a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋