It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Tumbs up Please!!!
2006-11-25 08:16:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
i gotta tell my boyfriend this one
2006-11-25 08:20:11 · answer #1 · answered by blackhairedbaby 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lol, two thumbs up... to tell you the truth, I probably would have thought I HAD to use one of the things he offered me, so I would use the bucket, lol...
2006-11-25 16:25:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but it's still a good one.
2006-11-25 16:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one.. but i have heard it about a million times before ..
2006-11-25 16:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao *gives thumbs up*
2006-11-25 16:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up for the good joke..........nice :)
2006-11-25 16:27:31 · answer #6 · answered by Little Fairy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-11-25 16:21:09 · answer #7 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P
2006-11-25 16:24:13 · answer #8 · answered by answermyquestionsgirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋