Okay please answer these few questions?

Question

1. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
woud?
a) five pieces
b) none
c) seven pieces
d) none of the above

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black
house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

4. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,
six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two
people
get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get
on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In
Carmarthen,
six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?

5.What do you put in a toaster?

Answer 1

none - woodchucks don't chuck wood
water
glass
[my name - I'm driving the bus, remember?]
bread

Answer 2

1.d
2.silk silk silk silk silk s-i-l-k milk,water?
3.green bricks
4.17-6+9-2+4-11+16-6+3=24,(ME)
5.bread

Answer 3

1) D
2) What do cows drink? Water..?
3)Glass
4)My name.
5)Bread

Answer 4

1. d.
2. silk. water.
3. plastic....what answer do you want... green bricks?
4. my name!!
5. bread. last time i checked, anyway.
hehe, you almost got me.

Answer 5

1-none
2-Water
3-Glass
4- Rakel
5-Bread

Answer 6

1) D
2)Water
3)Glass
4)Myself
5) Bread.

Answer 7

1)none of the above
2)water
3)mostly glass and steal
4)Monker (like I'm really going to say my REAL name on-line)
5)bread...or sometimes beagles
--Monker

Answer 8

d milk grass staind bricks jose bred

Answer 9

1 B
2 MILK AND WATER
3 GLASS OF COURSE
4 UMMM I DONT REMEMBER BUT I DONT NEED A CALULATOR TO FIND OUT HIS NAME ANY WAY!
5 BREAD

Answer 10

c
milk
green bricks
milfred
slices of bread