Heres a poem for Saturday night--?

Question

Mary had a little skirt, with splits right up the sides,
And when ever Mary wore it, the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt, this had a split up the front,
She didnt wear this one very often.

Answer 1

Mary had a little lamb,
She thought it very silly,
She threw it up into the air
And caught it by it's

Willy was a watchdog,
Sitting on the grass,
Along came a bumble bee
And stung him on his

Ask no questions,
Tell no lies,
Did you ever see a policeman
Fiddling with his

Flies are horrible,
Wasps are worse,
And that is the end of
My silly little verse!

Answer 2

A few old classics...

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket,
And every time the lamb got out
Her bulldog tried to... put it back

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantelpiece
To see if they would... fall off.

Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were surprised

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot the shepherd.

Answer 3

Mary had a little lamb

It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up it's ***

and turned it's wool to nylon


Mary had a litte lamb,

it had a touch of colic,

she fed it brandy everyday,

and now its an alchoholic!


or how about

Mary had a little lamb

and 1 side order of fries

Answer 4

well, it that mary could either wear that little swear that go ups it tigh or not to wear a shirt or anything elses at all so that she would like look hot and sexy in a playboy way.

Answer 5

Mary had a little lamb
its feet were made of soot
and every where that Mary went
its sooty foot it put.

Answer 6

LOL.
--CJ "The Cheeky Lad"

Answer 7

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