2006-11-25 07:55:37 · 21 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Pets ➔ Dogs
I blame cats fot the rise in global warming, the miserable little sods are always moaning fo the heating to be turned up.
2006-11-25 08:29:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you asking cat owners if they can beat tinkling on the ivories? I can. But I don't own a cat.
2006-11-25 07:57:53 · answer #2 · answered by Barks-at-Parrots 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cats know better than to tinkle on the ivories.
They use a litter box.
2006-11-25 07:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by My Evil Twin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... your dog can tinkle on the ivories, and can I beat that...?
Why don't you just beat him yourself? I'd have to get a flight over there, pack... and you're right there already.
No, I think you should beat it yourself.
2006-11-26 12:56:13 · answer #4 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I caught my dog tinkling anywhere in the house, I would think he needed extra house training!
2006-11-25 08:19:54 · answer #5 · answered by Princess415 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog hates cats but he does have a tinkle now and then...
2006-11-25 08:06:10 · answer #6 · answered by DogmaDeleted 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our cat purrs when we play J.S. Bach, and yowls when he hears Robbie Williams.
He can also open packets of crisps, and shuns Cheese and Onion flavour (onion is a poison to cats).
Incredibly, he can adjust the temperature of the landing gas heater with his nose.
Finally, he knows his own gender, and hates being described as 'it'.
2006-11-25 08:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friends cat can tinkle in her litter box, remind me not to play piano in your house...lol
2006-11-25 07:57:29 · answer #8 · answered by Jumble 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if your dog can play the piano can it read music? if not then it can't actually play the piano.You can teach a cat tricks my old cat if you held out your hand and said 'paw' he would put his paw on the palm of your hand. he only learnt that in a week.
BEAT THAT!
2006-11-27 03:11:46 · answer #9 · answered by pinguboy5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My pu$$y just lays back and enjoys a good stroking for hours on end. Bugger playing the piano. No question who's the smartest.
2006-11-25 07:59:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋