An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,
then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,
first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried,
we still couldn't get the jar open."
2006-11-25 07:39:22 · 15 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very nice
thumbs up
2006-11-25 07:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Not at all what i was expecting in the end!!!
2006-11-25 15:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good but bad joke srry
2006-11-25 15:45:18 · answer #3 · answered by Phil MaCracken 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-25 15:42:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the end caught me off gaurd....nice one lol
2006-11-25 15:42:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup this is a good one
2006-11-25 15:55:38 · answer #6 · answered by blackhairedbaby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao now this was funny
2006-11-25 15:41:51 · answer #7 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, i like it. a good day brightener. thank you!! :)
2006-11-25 15:45:43 · answer #8 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh you are a genius!!
that was FUNNY!!
2006-11-25 15:57:26 · answer #9 · answered by Little Fairy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!! SO FUnny
2006-11-25 15:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋