2006-11-25 07:22:36 · 3 answers · asked by Baby 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my favorite joke is
Three boy walked into a Candy shop.
The first boy said can I have ten cents worth of licorice
So the clerk took out a ladder and reached to the highest shelf and brought out 5 pieces of licorice and the clerk put the ladder away
The second boy said can I have ten cents worth of licorice the clerk sighed and brought back out the ladder and reached to the highest shelf and gave him 5 pieces of licorice and put the ladder back up with another 5 pieces of licorice for the third boy
Then it was time for the third boy to get candy so the clerk said let me guess ten cents worth of licorice too but the boy said no 20 cents worth of licorice
My favorite song is
London Bridge by Fergie
2006-11-25 07:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by Zerayah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
American Holiday
Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she finds the answer. "You will die on an American holiday."
"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday
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2006-11-25 15:26:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
my favorite song is Calle 13 atrevete and my favorite joke is
No offense to anyone
there were 3 Mexican pep and they had just come here and they didn't know English so the first one watches Dora and learns we did it we did it the second one watches a gorma chef and learns forks and knives forks and knives the third one watches ABC family and learns plug it in just plug it in
then the police knocks on there door and says there has been been a murder in this colony did you kill him the first one who had been watching Dora answers we did it we did it then they go to the next one who had watched gorma chef and asks how did you do it he answers forks and knives forks and knives the police were about to electrocute them and they ask them any last request and the third who had been watching ABC family answers plug it in just plug it in
2006-11-25 16:06:58 · answer #3 · answered by cutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋