Get your mind out of the gutter.
Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment
with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
-The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
-The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
-The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
-The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
-The first worm in alcohol - dead.
-Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
-Third worm in sperm - dead.
-Fourth worm in soil - alive.
So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn
from this experiment."
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have
worms."
2006-11-25 07:22:11 · 13 answers · asked by vinny_the_hack 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha lmao over here that's hilarious i like it
2006-11-25 07:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by snorfgoogle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao !! omg still laughing as im typing this
i notice most jokes and whatever has the name " johnny"....
o well
good joke =]
2006-11-25 15:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this iz 2 funnii
2006-11-25 15:38:36 · answer #3 · answered by dead. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that;'s sooooo funny .
nice 1. i like it.
wat else u got?
2006-11-25 15:25:35 · answer #4 · answered by koolkat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like how little johnny thinks! hehehe
2006-11-25 15:37:49 · answer #5 · answered by humble_hunk21 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-25 15:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by neilinhp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!! How does this teacher say something like that to this little guy????? specially (sperm) " immoral " !!!!!!!!
2006-11-25 16:02:39 · answer #7 · answered by Huda a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird. Umm well that is just weird!
2006-11-25 15:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really werid but funny
2006-11-25 15:25:15 · answer #9 · answered by davidtidaback@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! Funny
2006-11-25 15:25:05 · answer #10 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋