My friend says that it is but I don't remember reading anything about this subject in the Bible. I would love to know which verses he's talking about or if he's just yanking my beads.
2006-11-25 06:48:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think your friend was referring to this joke:
PMS Is In The Bible?
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they
could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there.
After the service, he was approached by a woman who said,
"Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."
The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there
somewhere and that he would look for it.
The following week after the service, the preacher called
the woman aside and showed her a passage which read,...
"And Mary rode Joseph's a.ss all the way to Bethlehem."
2006-11-25 07:09:05 · answer #1 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible mentions menstruation, and regards a woman as "unclean" during that time until she has bathed in a ritual bath. But I can't think of anything regarding PMS.
2006-11-25 14:55:16 · answer #2 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a woman mentioned in the Old Testament who pounded a tent peg through a guy's head - that's got to be PMS.
2006-11-25 14:54:23 · answer #3 · answered by davidscottwoodruff 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. In the New Testament.
It says, "And Mary rode Joseph's a s s all the way to Bethlehem."
2006-11-25 14:58:05 · answer #4 · answered by phxflyguy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is mentioned. In the old testament, a woman who was menstrating was not to be touched until her days of cleansing was fulfilled. look in Leviticus 15:19 old testament
2006-11-25 14:53:54 · answer #5 · answered by Fugitive Peices 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's probably one of the punishments bestowed on all women cause of Eve taking the forbidden fruit.
God's such a chauvinist
2006-11-25 14:51:31 · answer #6 · answered by Rhapsody 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not that I know of....just the part where women wil suffer immensly while giving birth
2006-11-25 14:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
16th Thelossians 9: 24-26:
And yea, Mary had the cramps and forbade Joseph do anything other than her beck and call; and even though it made but little sense, Mary bloated and *****-slapped Joseph for naught but a trifle.
2006-11-25 14:51:47 · answer #8 · answered by Bryce 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
yanking your beads , yes.
2006-11-25 14:51:29 · answer #9 · answered by Zoey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is written.... that Mary rode Joseph's a.ss all the way to Bethlehem. *wink*
2006-11-25 18:24:51 · answer #10 · answered by Kithy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋