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2006-11-25 06:37:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

A dirty geezer sat next to me on the bus today. I was retching so hard, my ribs are aching.

2006-11-25 06:39:40 · update #1

26 answers

http://www.ratemypoo.com

Fu*cking Vile.

2006-11-25 07:03:16 · answer #1 · answered by Phish 5 · 1 2

LOL... Ok, my sink leaks slowly.. so i have this big bowl under it and it takes about a month to fill up... Well, it didn't take a month this time..
It was only half way full.. and I throw old food ... like gravy's and grease, and old soup down the drain, some some of that leaks into the bowl..

I kept standing at the sink , like... GOD, what is that SMELL? Geeze, it smells like diarrhea and cornflakes.. So I finally follow the scent under the counter,, and its this Brownish yellow water with like this wierd PHILM or something on top of it..

I know that dead bodies could not have smelled worse than this... there is just no way.. So im trying to carry this bowl out to the back yard to dump it and praying the whole time, " God please let me make it, please dont let me spill this dead-body water in the house"
Well i made it but even the smell stayed in this little path.. from the sink the the back door, and i gagged the whole way..

2006-11-25 07:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by yo mama 4 · 0 0

Last year, I was cleaning out my kitchen when I came across a rotten potato in one of the decorative baskets on the floor. It was oozing black gunk with a vile odor I can't even begin to describe. I got the mess cleaned up, but by then I was losing the battle. I pitched forward into the kitchen sink and lost my lunch.

2006-11-25 08:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I used to work in a prison. I had to go into this mentally ill inmates cell which was a disgusting mess. He had old food and trash everywhere. His bedding was brown. There were old milk cartons with - and this is literal- blocks of milk inside. There was feces smeared all over the walls. Oh yeah-I heaved big time!

2006-11-25 07:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by Barb 2 · 3 0

I rode with a friend of mine to drop off a body and I wasnt really fine with it but I went to keep him company anyway half way there something started to smeel funny to me he claims the body wasnt embolmed yet but whatever it was made me gag i just knew i was gonna blow at any given moment claims it was all in my head bullshit becasue after he got the body out the van we rode 289 miles back home and I did not have a problem his *** was just use to that smell because he has been doing this a long time.

2006-11-25 06:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by toofavorable 3 · 1 1

About 2 hours ago, my poor little dog is sick and heaving all over the house.

2006-11-25 06:47:56 · answer #6 · answered by g49joeybethl 3 · 2 0

Polls & Surveys section, several times a day. Seems you can't say some innocuous words, but porn and child abuse is ok. As long as you're not chatting, that is!

2006-11-25 08:38:35 · answer #7 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0 0

The last time I saw Paris Hilton.

2006-11-25 06:39:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yesterday, my dog threw up on the floor and it made me gag so bad, I had to run outside. The children came and cleaned it up, Thank God for them. God bless****

2006-11-25 06:56:09 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

Last night when I watched my boyfriend eat a piece of caramel cake. Uh, man I hate caramel!

2006-11-25 06:41:02 · answer #10 · answered by mama3 5 · 1 0

Last time i felt like that was when i had to clean out the waste pipe of some urinals, they had been blocked for some time, and it was totally rank in smell.

2006-11-25 06:47:33 · answer #11 · answered by Glenn M 4 · 3 1

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