2006-11-25 06:31:42 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Believe it or not, you can report them to your local council. Fairies aren't given any special treatment, and have to abide by civil law just like the rest of us. Try taking a video of them as evidence of their raucous behaviour. I had an angry mob of them the other week near my compost heap. They were drinking home-made elderflower wine and swearing profusely. Two of them are now on ASBOs and that seems to have worked.
2006-11-25 06:35:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
You might want to join them one of these moonlit nights so be careful if you're planning a hex.
There is this spell but - Beware!
If it's not cast carefully the spirits could rebound doing untold damage to neighbourly feelings.......
But if you insist:
.......after such regalings........
At the break of dawn
take one lawn mower to the bottom most part of the garden
and mow most carefully, thoroughly and with much attention to detail.
Follow this with a good dose of strimming.
Weed all the unwanted herbs and such plants from your plot and cast them over the end. They will provide great goodiness where they do fall.
Take a cd/tape/radio player with you and play music to delight your soul and all whose ears it lights upon - even those rowdy fairies'.
If they raise a rumpus you must smile and say, "Alright?!"
then go indoors and pretend it never happened.
Or you could go to the council.
2006-11-25 07:38:03 · answer #2 · answered by kittyfreek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fairies are complete bastards and can be hard to get rid of.
How ever if you want to be environmentally sensitive the answer can be found in J.M Barries Peter Pan whereby you simply stand in your garden and say loudly"i dont believe in fairies" and somewhere a fairy falls down dead.
Try this a couple of times and the splitters will get the message.
2006-11-25 06:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Compromise
2006-11-25 06:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't report them. Squirt them with a carbon dioxide fire extinguisher. This should freeze them.
Then pick them up, and put them in to a food mixer. You should end up with fairy liquid.
2006-11-25 06:44:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't report them, keep them! I'd LOVE to have fairies in mine!
2006-11-25 06:34:04 · answer #6 · answered by PegBundyWannabe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Fairy God-Mother.
2006-11-25 06:38:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call the Gnome Office, or maybe the Elfvironment Agency?
2006-11-25 06:39:33 · answer #8 · answered by frenziedmonkey 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Rowdy faries i didnt know u cud even get them
2006-11-25 06:42:52 · answer #9 · answered by -x-lil-kate-x- 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The council
2006-11-25 06:38:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋