Here's the worst one I've ever heard:
Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Cuatro, cinco (sinko).
2006-11-25 05:42:09 · 24 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think I got the most lamest joke going you be the judge ? Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
Answer:Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.
2006-11-25 11:53:48 · answer #1 · answered by R@BBIT 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The ants joke did make me laugh. The worst I heard was,
"Why can't you tell a secret in a corn field. Because there are too many ears!"
2006-11-25 06:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by joshatgrace 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3, 1 to take it, 1 to push it, 1 to turn it
Sucks and disturbing....
Oh oh and why did the baby cross the rode... it was tied to a bumper
2006-11-25 05:44:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so greedy, she brung a spoon to the superbowl
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3, 2 to have sex and 1 to suck my c_ck
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it's dick
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you throw them
2006-11-25 06:12:35 · answer #4 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: What did Michael Jackson ask Barbie?
A: Where'd you get your nose done?
I just saw this joke on this site and gave it a low rating... so wack...
2006-11-25 05:46:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There were 2 pretzels walking down the road. One was assaulted. (a salted)
#1denverfan
2006-11-25 05:43:40 · answer #6 · answered by #1denverfan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is my all-time fave joke LMAO. i crack up sooo much:
There are five ants walking forward in a straight line. The first ant said, "there are four ants following me." The last ant said, "there are four ants following me." How is this possible?
Not walking backwards, not in a circle...read the Q
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The last ant lied.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!
2006-11-25 05:45:17 · answer #7 · answered by streetsofkerala 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so stupid, she reads the newspapers and is familiar with what it says yo mama is so fat, she sits on the chair and feels comfortable yo mama is so gruesome, she wears make up like a woman maybe thats gay quite than lame
2016-10-17 12:58:36 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road.
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Knock Knock who's there, Orange
Knock Knock, yada yada yada . . .
2006-11-25 05:43:39 · answer #9 · answered by Fenway♥George 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the lamest joke is why did the chicken cross the road and a knock knock joke: knock knock,whos there, boo, boo who, dont cry its just a joke LAME!!! they are both lame
2006-11-25 05:46:10 · answer #10 · answered by awesomegal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋