I have 2 kids and try hard not to swaer infront of them, some times I slip but usualy I'm fairly good. I will say things like fire truck,for five cents and mother trucker instead of those other bad words.What inventive sayings have you come up with?
2006-11-25 04:57:16 · 11 answers · asked by blue_eyed_brat78 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
Amazing blazing purple flying ardvarks !
2006-11-25 05:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say, "God Bless It!", and instead of using the F word, I say love, like in the country song, "Love You". Example: when the Broncos steal the ball from the Chiefs, say "Lovin Broncos!" Instead of "Son of a B&*%# , "Some Beach" It takes a while to get used to but it's worth it in the long run!
2006-11-25 05:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by wifeofasexyairman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fudge is a word that is used around our house a lot.
Also:
Fudgesicle
Dang-nab
Crud
Crappola
Dingledorf
Watch "Pete and Pete" which use to be on Nickelodeon. That show had the best phrases that sounded bad but were actually meaningless. Our favorite is "Bite me sideways,blowhole."
2006-11-25 12:22:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say " GOD BLESS AMERICA"..."SON OF A HEIFER" by the time people figure out that what a heifer is they will have forgotten why they even wandered in the first place.
2006-11-25 05:36:05 · answer #4 · answered by yourdestiny_1969 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy cow in a handbasket!
Puppy puddles
On a piece of toast!
2006-11-25 05:06:19 · answer #5 · answered by chieko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fiddlesticks, God Bless it, oh for pete's sake
2006-11-25 05:02:46 · answer #6 · answered by kny390 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I speak "swedish" these days. I say "Fluken" (pronounced Flook-in) LOL
2006-11-26 01:19:19 · answer #7 · answered by KathyS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
instead of using the F- word - Why the heck-(f) did you do that?
Don't mess-(f) with me.
instead of the word dam I replace that word with the word - bless. --- God bless it! or Bless it!
2006-11-25 22:54:33 · answer #8 · answered by bankone1111 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say:
"friggin"
"flippen"
"fricken"
"freakin"
"mother, brother, sister"
"sugar"
These are just a few!!
2006-11-25 05:06:36 · answer #9 · answered by Little*Boots 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I use freaken a lot if that helps!
2006-11-25 05:00:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋