No jokes!
2006-11-25 03:54:34 · 19 answers · asked by jlx02000 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The funniest thing I saw was when my friend was passed out in a drunken stupor and my other mate gave him a super-wedgie. His boxers were pulled so tight that his testicle popped out - it was so stretched that it looked really shiny!
The funniest thing that I wish I had seen was when one of my mates pulled his pants down to fart on another friend and he accidentally pooed on said friends lap! How I wish I'd been there!
2006-11-25 05:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by Gem* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Went to the Home Depot one day and while I was waitin in line, there was this retarded guy ( no offence ) but this guy was tryin to return something and the lady who worked there was giving him a hard time about returning it. The manager was like 5 feet away watchin the whole thiing and all a sudden the retarded guy says " I might be retarded but Im smarter than you!" ... This might not seem so funny, but given the circumstances it was quite hilarious. Even the manager and other customers who heard it started laughin their asses off. Guess Its funny to see a retarded guy put a complete ***** in her place. haha.
also try to imagine this while rememebering how people with downs syndrome or other conditions talk. .. The face, the way they talk.. " I might be retardED but im smarter than U ARRRRR. " lmao omg the moment was hilarious, truly wish all you could have seen it to appreciate the moment lol.
ps. No offence to people who are "different" I dont want to seem rude or anything for posting this but it is the funniest thing I have ever seen. "
God Bless.
2006-11-25 04:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by stoneydork21 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Dacshund barking at his own reflection in a free standing mirror - the angrier he got the more angry the "other" dog got. Every minute or so, he'd go dashing round behind the mirror to catch the blighter and look all sheepish 'cos he wasn't there. Then back to the front (stalking, with caution) and there was that cheeky interloper in the mirror again.
He kept this up for about half an hour. You had to see it to appreciate it. His human "mommy" had to put herself into the image and talk to him before he figured it out.
2006-11-25 04:02:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
George Bush
2006-11-25 03:56:33 · answer #4 · answered by Up your Maslow 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing I've ever seen was when Joe
Black wasn't paying attention and got hit by 2
cars (!) in "Meet Joe Black". At least Joe Black
lived, which made it safe to laugh. lol.
2006-11-25 03:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by PrettyEyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two racoons were running down a street and decided to turn onto another street, but had so much speed from running down the first street that they both spun out and both went head over heels spinning down the street they turned on.
Also my cat in the back yard running after a butterfly, running standing up on her back feet and batting at the butterfly with her front paws!!
2006-11-25 03:58:19 · answer #6 · answered by jxt299 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to have a Black Lab observed as Josh, he would bypass call for his chum Toby, yet another Black Lab who lived some doorways away, and that they might play jointly, they continuously stayed on the grass field in the back of the residences. sooner or later I observed them working around the sector with a pair of denims, a leg each and each playing tug of conflict as they ran. yet another neighbour had seen them tugging at them on a bathing line, then pull them off, they regarded so humorous we could no longer tell them off, merely confirm in destiny that the clothing props have been longer so the bathing exchange into out of attain.
2016-10-04 08:38:47 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt see this but its the funniest thing i heard, my boyfriend went to his local fish and chip shop with his dog and as usual tied his dog up outside then he came home ate his dinner and went to bed, got up in the morning and his dad asked wheres milly (his dog) my boyfriend just legged it out the house. He forgot to bring his dog home and left her there all night tied up outside the chippy, I wouldnt have found it funny if the dog was pinched or hurt but she was fine so I can laugh.
2006-11-25 04:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by charlie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last new years day, after a heavy night on the booze newyears eve, our friends stayed the night. To get rid of our hangovers, we went for a walk, in the country. It started to rain, it was really muddy, and my friend suddenly slipped, her legs went right up from under her, and she landed flat on her back, in a big slushy muddy puddle. She was covered!!! in mud. We all just burst out laughing, but my little boy was in hysterics, he thought it was hilarious, my poor friend was a mess, wet through and mud up to the eyeballs!!!
2006-11-25 04:04:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
this little boy wanted a stuffed animal that this really tall boy was holding over his head. the little boy couldn't reach, so he punched the tall boy in the jewels and brought him to the ground. the little boy took the stuffed animal, laughed, and walked away as the tall boy layed there groaning.
2006-11-25 04:35:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋