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my husband put me in a diaper

2006-11-25 03:40:08 · answer #1 · answered by cherry 3 · 0 1

I was really stinko and my friends took me a greasy restaurant in the city. Big plate glass window to the street and steak and eggs all night. My steak eggs was served I ate some and I started to wretch. I ran outside and leaned on the lightpole like the drunk I was and puked everything...in the front of the g window with everyone eating watching me. Most laughed and went on eating.

Next day, I saw the puke still there, stinking up the front door to the joint. LMAO

2006-11-25 11:47:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

When we were 18, my friends and I got pretty drunk. I fell asleep on the way home . My 2 buddies couldn't wake me, so they carried me to the door, opened the screen door, stood me up and closed the door.. ... so that I was in a standing position, in between both doors. They rang the door-bell(3:00am) and ran . My dad was a big tough guy, and my friends were afraid of him .
Ironically enough, my dad had heard the car in the drive-way, and watched the entire scenario play-out !! He opened the door, ready to slug me one, but I fell into his arms and he carried me to bed .
Those two guys have been life-long friends and we(my friends and my dad) have laughed about that one for many years after.

2006-11-25 13:39:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was so drunk one time i couldnt stand, id fall over while standing, so i went to the bathroom and was jsut in there and jsut took a shower, at a party so ******, i broke the door on the shower to. I drank a mickey in under 10 mintes thats why tho, i try to take it eays now tho haha.

2006-11-25 13:04:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well me and my homeboy just got back from watching jack *** 2. and in that movie he jumped off a try. so i decided i wanted to imitate the movie and climbed a tree. my friends were telling me how to jump off that i needed to land sideways. so when i jumped i landed sideways and broke my leg. but b/c i was so drunk i only felt a heartbeat on my leg, i didnt really notice what had happened until i woke up in the hospital with a cast on my leg.

2006-11-25 11:47:16 · answer #5 · answered by Lagrima 1 · 0 1

I had the guts to climb a really high fence but lost it at the top and my friends had to make a pyramid to get me down it was so embarassing but funny at the same time

2006-11-25 11:43:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Well some things I cannot remember but puking after chugging some Champgne in front of my GF was not cool!

2006-11-25 11:45:38 · answer #7 · answered by Robert B 4 · 0 1

I was in a club called time in guildford. i was dancing with a girl, then i said "one second..." turned around puked up all over someone and turned back to dance.... "that was my best mate." saud the girl, then a bouncer grabbed my shoulder and i puked on his legs!

i shouldnt really drink again i think!

2006-11-25 14:22:53 · answer #8 · answered by Aled H 3 · 0 1

i woke up in a bar and i ran to the bathroom and i puke all over the stall, toliet, and sink. but when i walked out of the bathroom to see my buddies i walked out with puke all over my shirt, shoes, and pants. but when i walked out i walked out of the bathroom like nothing happened and leaned up against the wall looking for another drink and wanting to dance...stupid me

2006-11-25 12:19:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I have never been drunk... My sober reality is sufficient.

2006-11-25 11:39:01 · answer #10 · answered by Heatmizer 5 · 0 1

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