A man is out, driving happily along in his car late one
Saturday evening. Before too long, the cops pull him over.
The policeman walks up to the man and asks, "Have you
been drinking, sir?"
"Why? Was I weaving all over the road officer?"
"No," replied, the policeman, "You were driving splendidly.
It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."
2006-11-25 03:31:59 · 38 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-25 03:37:53 · answer #1 · answered by Twisted Vixen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-25 03:48:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Littlebigfootjew? it somewhat is a quite self-deprecating call for my area. substitute it to sexyjew or something outstanding. you hold asking questions approximately fat women. have you ever heard of a butter-face? it somewhat is a woman it somewhat is warm everywhere, yet her face. Get it? i understand men that bypass out with women like that. in case you think of a woman has an unpleasant face you ought to not date her, and in case you think of she's fat, you ought to not date her the two. i'm quite short, so I by no ability decide for women that are way taller than me. You sound like somebody with a low self opinion, you may in basic terms discover somebody else like that.
2016-10-13 02:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny dude, its like whats the difference between a dog and a fox ---- 10 pints of lager!!
2006-11-26 07:07:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it, cuz he had to be drinking a lot of sh8t to take her home. Either that or just desperate........lol! I though it was funny. People it's just a joke, lighten up. It's not the end of the world.
2006-11-25 04:00:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it but i do no its mean! some people can help if ther fat or ugly or skinny and pretty u shouldnt make fun of them for it thats just wrong and messed up1 im sure u have flaws about you and people dont make mean crul jokes about them or u wouldnt be doing it to other people!
-Rachelann
2006-11-25 03:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by Adis mommy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To b frank it was amaaaaazin!!!!!!!!!! I loved it n dont stop ritin such wonderful jokes........Ive seen many of ur jokes n i think u sure r a slapstick n a humourous guy!!!u rock n keep rockin man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-25 03:52:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he taking home the Turkey for his Thanksgiving dinner.
2006-11-25 03:37:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the dumbest joke I've ever heard. Did a thirteen year old boy write it?
2006-11-25 03:33:58 · answer #9 · answered by Jennifer F 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha... Funny
2006-11-25 03:41:52 · answer #10 · answered by Coley 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋